The Newport Alive with Pleasure Guide (cigarette ad)

How to get pleasure from being broke

Being broke is a state of mind, that is until your checks start bouncing all over. Then it is a state of confusion. Until you can move to another state, think of all the positives:

a) It's inexpensive. 

b) You don't have to look for change. 

c) Your relatives won't call.

d) You can paint your feet—save on shoes.

e) You can create a mural—connect the cracks in your ceiling.

Remember, being broke means never having to say "I'll pay."

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