Threw Himself Before A Train

Readisq, Pa., May 25.- A. E. Townaley, aged 35 of this city, deliberately threw liimslL in front of a Wilmingtou and Northern railroad train near here and was cut in two. Sleighing.- She- Oh, dear? George, my hands are nearly f rozen! He - Why didn't you bring your muff? She - I did. Tommy- Paw, what is a "true blue party man?" Mr. Figg - He is the man who votes the straight ticket when it is crooked. Full-grown Qloves - Tommy Jones- Say, mister, I want to get a pair of gloves. Furnisher - Kid gloves? isaw! Nawl What you girin us? Gloves for grown persons. First Broker- What became of that messenger boy of yours? He was slower than death. Second Broker - Yes, that's just what's the trouble. It overtook him.