Must Have Wanted A Beer

An umbrella mender, températe id the use of water, struck two good jobs at one house ou the north side the other day. He repaired one of them all right, and then informed the lady of the house that it would be ueoessary to have a "guyser" before he conld fix tip tbe other. She advanced him ten cents to go over town to get it with, and he soon returned and finished bis work. She has been wonderiue ever since where that "guyser" was put outo the umbrella. -