A gentleman was one day reUting to a Qua...

A gentleman was one day reUting to a Quaker tale of diré distress, and concludud very pathetlcally by saylnp, "I could not but feel for lilm." ""Verily, frlend," replied the Quaker, "tbou dldst riylit in that tbou dldst feel for thy neighbor but didst thou feel in the rfght plnoe- dlilst tlibii feel in tby pocket?" A number of irentlemen who woretalkinjt bout agrieulture dwelt good deal on the b:id liusbiuulry of the ftirmlng reiflon?, when h lady present gave splce to the dlseussion by saying, "Gentlemen, the worst husbandry seen In tliis country is whcn you harrow up the leelings of your wives."