Very Polite

A very genlcmanlv individual wlio bad been deprived oí a vory víihiíiblo ambrolla, pos'ed up the fullowing notico: "Wbo waé tho gentleman who exehnnged nmbiollas with mo tha other day, and íorgot lo lea ve bis f" ZST At a yoiinï lady's seminary a few days sincu, during au exatnination in history, onc of tho most promisin pupila was interrogated : "Mary, did Martin Lu t her dio a natural clealh V" " No," was tho prompt reply; ho was eïeon-iniin.icated by a buil." idïT Au old lady was walking through tho markct a few days ago, when the tray of a butcher's boy camj in contact with her shoulder, and soiled lier dress. "The deuce tako tho tray I" exclaimed she iu a pet. " Ah, but the duuc-j 001 take the tray ;" exclaimed the young Huinstcak, with the gr-satost gravity. 83 Iu a country towu iu Massachugetts, niany years ago, lived a man known as Uncle Zeke Ciishing. He had a neigkbor, Tower, whoui ho hato J most religiously, for the simple rcason that Tower had killed his favoiite ram. '.Power died; but not so w'uii Cushing'a wrath. At the funeral he looked upnn tlic corpse, nnd turncd away gritting ia teeth, sayiug, "kill my ram, will yoof' ídá A popular writer says that woroan "shoulil bo won bydegrees" Cortainly, win firat her enra nul yes, then her beart, then her lip, acd thcu lier hnnds.